i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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