It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
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What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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