Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
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Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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