i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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