god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
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