I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Also, beer. Big fan.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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