Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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