the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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