DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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