question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Randomize
