Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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