Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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