i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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