can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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