Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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