5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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