We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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