I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
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I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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