Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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