yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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