i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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