i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
im holly from the hills drunk
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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