You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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