Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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