Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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