It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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Have fun and good luck.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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