Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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