Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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