no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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