I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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