How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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