the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
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He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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