mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
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I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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