are you so shy because you have an std?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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