I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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