I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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