haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
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totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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