was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
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I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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