Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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