I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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