Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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