Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
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New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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