I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Randomize
