Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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