If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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