Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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