I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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