FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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