I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
In other news, I just burned my penis
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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