I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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