If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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