this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.