You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
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The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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