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(914): View more from New York

Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.

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(641): View more from Iowa

are you wasted or are you getting laid?

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ebdebdebdebd

(641): View more from Iowa

wow

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(208): View more from Idaho

Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"

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(386): View more from Florida

I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry

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(941): View more from Florida

there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.

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(+49): View more from Germany

I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?

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