Small penises have feelings too.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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