If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
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I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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