i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
This baby is an asshole
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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