Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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